Nightmare on Jasper Lane

It's Funny Friday

by Flora and LuLu

Flora, don't do it, please, you will get us in soooo much trouble.
Yeah, sure.

Okay guys, I want you to sit back, close your eyes and picture what I'ms tellin' ya - it happened the other morning.

Mom was all showered and looked as nice as she can (awful), she had her flannel jammer bottoms on, the ones with snowflakes (flakes for a flake).
She downloaded a Diana Ross album on her phone, and picked "You Can't Hurry Love" to sing - and I'ms tellin ya, she can't sing.......
As she belted out the words she saw the wooden spoon laying (innocently) on the kitchen counter.
Flora, please you've said way too much, please stop.
Shut up LuLu.
She picked it up and was singing into the spoon part, like it was her microphone. I mean she was on stage, she had no idea where she was...........Jessie (pupper) walked into the kitchen, looked at her, and started to back up, honest.
And there she was - singing, footwork, it was so hysterical and oh so em-bass-er-ing. Now wake up...........
I've titled it "Nightmare on Jasper Lane".
Okay, Flora, we're toast, anything you want to say before we are murdered?
Shut up, LuLu.
Um Flora, here comes Mom!
Quick run, run, run........