It's Funny Friday

Sewing night, silent night. THUD

Oh no, what happened? 

Ouch, rats, I can't see.  Where am I.  Who am I? I can't see... Oh, all I have to do is open my eyes...

NO, QUICK DUMMY CLOSE THEM, what have I done?

Holy smoke, did I do this?  What happened.  Sissy, you okay?  Quick, call Mom.  Maybe you can pick this mess up, oh no, where is our baby Christmas tree?

Did I break Mom's sewing machine too?
Sissy,  I need your....oh no, footsteps....FOOTSTEPS coming up the stairs...it's -  OH NO,
It's MOM, the enforcer, the Mom-ster.  I'm toast.

This is it, it's curtains for me, I'm gone,  up for adoption, I finally went to far, what am I....

"PRUDENCE, sweetheart, what happened, are you hurt?"

WAIT....Mom called me "Sweetheart"?  Okay, I can play along, oh Mom, I was trying to make you a present and I don't know what happened.  I think I broke your sewing machine, and Sissy can't find our baby Christmas tree.  I am so sorry.....sniffle, cough, sigh....

I am so very sorry, Mom.

to be continued...