Showing posts with label The Beast. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Beast. Show all posts

Friday, February 2, 2018

The Beast

It's Funny Friday
by Prudence

This is the conversion between Mom and Dad a few weeks ago (AFTER our first big snowstorm).

M - are you going to finally look for a snowblower?
D - yes, I've been looking and I think I've found what I want.
M - okay, are you going to order it?
D - I did yesterday.
M - how long before it gets here?
D - it's coming freight from Ohio.
M - freight?
D - yes, it's 250 lbs.
M - huh (thinking, what the heck did he buy)
 Four days later......
D - the snowblower is being delivered today.
M - yippee.
D - I will take your SUV down the driveway and meet the driver.
M - why?
D - I told you, it weighs 250 lbs. and I am going to have to tow the crate up with the trailer hitch.
M - crate?
D - yes, it's 250 lbs.
M thinking "so how big can a snowblower be, maybe the size of our lawnmower?"
and so, The Beast is now a member of the family, I give you

THE BEAST
(and yes it has headlights and HEATED handles, I asked about a CD player and cup warmer for hot chocolate - I just got "the look", hey they were honest questions (o:

Heaps of Hugs
Prudence